I participate in a Secret Santa with some friends every year, the main theory being that we all order our gifts from Deal Extreme, or one of its affiliated sites. While I did get my pick a gift from DX, I new I needed more.
Around that time, I was going around thrift stores with my good friend Zia. I was keeping my eyes open for the right gift, but nothing seemed right.
Novelty cows, while excellent and amusing, just didn't fit the bill. But, in typical fashion, I knew the right thing the moment I saw it. Behold.
It doesn't get much better than that. Check out the details on the "eagle".